Twitter. Wow. What a technological marvel.

I'm obviously being sarcastic. We started using the app at work for news updates, and I decided to start my own personal account. From my desktop or by phone, I can tell people what I'm seeing or where I am or what I'm doing, then post it. I can take a pic and share it with the "followers," throw down a map of the exact location, stick a link in the post so people can visit other sites or even do all three in the same "tweet."

Don't get me wrong. It's a great little tool ... for stalkers. If you value your privacy or you're antisocial, this is definitely not for you. I usually find myself at a loss as to what should be posted, so I end up taking shots of things like billiard balls, my coworkers and movie posters.

One fellow I follow works at Marvel Comics in NYC. He posts about once every five minutes or less. If I was Marvel, I'd fire his ass, because he apparently Twitters all day long with no regard to work. But I enjoy finding out about the world of comics, so I can't complain.

In a nutshell, I just wasted your time by writing about a time waster.